What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:22

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.